How to Join the Church Choir
(when you don’t know how to sing)
From The Church-Case Scenario by Bruce Bickel and Stan Jantz

There are certain benefits available to members of the church choir:

You get preferred seating at each worship service
Better than being in the front row, most churches have a “choir loft” consisting of special arrangements of chairs on the stage reserved for choir members only.

You can cut out of Sunday School early
No one will question you if they think you are leaving early because the choir needs to rehearse the anthem one more time before worship service starts.

You don’t have to worry about getting dressed up for church
You can be as sloppy as you want to be. Those choir robes hide everything.

You don’t have to diet
Even though you stand in front of the congregation each week, you can put on a few extra pounds and no one will suspect anything. Those choir robes really do hide everything.

All the benefits of choir membership can be yours if you are willing to expend just a little effort. All you need to do is stay a little longer on Wednesday nights! See you there!